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"Masturbation is a form of stress relief. So go fuck yourself and calm down."

- (via spark-beforedark)

To the anon that is mad I won’t post my dick

(via just-swallow-me-woman)

(Source: nerdgurl4shur, via freshest-tittymilk)

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Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

(Source: accioheadcanons, via freshest-tittymilk)